What people really mean when they say, "You're not getting older, you're getting better!" is that you're getting better at giving no fucks about petty nonsense. It's liberating and you deserve a certificate for it!

Single A2 size (4.25 x 5.5-inches) greeting card with matching kraft envelope. Blank inside.

Offset printed in California with eco-friendly vegetable inks on heavyweight matte stock.