Actually the most perfect birthday card for pretty much anyone because we've all done some sketchy ass shit that could have gotten us murdered/killed.

• Card reads, “Happy Birthday! You've done some pretty stupid shit so I'm glad you're still alive.

• Digitally printed onto luxe, bright-white linen textured paper
• Folded card measures A2 (4.25″ x 5.5″) and comes with a coordinating envelope
• Made in the US • Words and illustrations by Kiwi Schloffel.